Thank God the Feds are finally doing something in the public interest. F.B.I. agents arrested Kevin "Skwerll" Cogill yesterday for leaking tracks from the long-awaited Guns N' Roses album Chinese Democracy. Apparently, the dutiful Feds had already gotten up in Gogill's grill in June after he initially posted nine tracks from the album online, at which point he admitted to his treasonous act and took down the offending material. So it's unclear why such an overzealous action was taken at this time, but Cogill wound up in court, where his bail was subsequently set at $5,000.00
So remember, folks, if you see something, say something. Make sure you've got the F.B.I. on speed-dial in case you detect the goat-like whine of Axl Rose braying an unfamiliar song, and don't hesitate to alert the authorities. By banding together as one, we can all help to prevent the arrival of Chinese Democracy. Power to the people.
